The Fourth of July is a Top 4 holiday, ranking behind only Christmas, Thanksgiving and maybe rival weekend of college football season. Like Thanksgiving, it employs food as an important element (only it's barbecue and burgers and dogs and watermelon instead of turkey and dressing and sweet tater casserole). Like Christmas, it recognizes a pivotal moment in world history. And, like football, it's heavy in war metaphor. What sets the Fourth apart from those other major holidays is that it's held during a time of year when, in the South, the weather might melt a sparkler before you can get it good and lit. Some years you get a break from the heat. For example, on the Fourth of July when Tom T. Hall played Sopchoppy, Florida, the rain cooled things off nicely. Tom T. Hall was a country singer/songwriter who was known as "The Storyteller" because his songs spun real-world anecdotes into wonderful stories. A lot of songwriters make their living off great hooks. Tom T. ...
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