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Fourths of July, small towns and Tom T. Hall

The Fourth of July is a Top 4 holiday, ranking behind only Christmas, Thanksgiving and maybe rival weekend of college football season. Like Thanksgiving, it employs food as an important element (only it's barbecue and burgers and dogs and watermelon instead of turkey and dressing and sweet tater casserole). Like Christmas, it recognizes a pivotal moment in world history. And, like football, it's heavy in war metaphor. What sets the Fourth apart from those other major holidays is that it's held during a time of year when, in the South, the weather might melt a sparkler before you can get it good and lit. Some years you get a break from the heat. For example, on the Fourth of July when Tom T. Hall played Sopchoppy, Florida, the rain cooled things off nicely. Tom T. Hall was a country singer/songwriter who was known as "The Storyteller" because his songs spun real-world anecdotes into wonderful stories. A lot of songwriters make their living off great hooks. Tom T. ...
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Less is more, home owners

We're moving into another house. And as we give away, throw away or box up everything we've collected over the past 15 years, it occurs to me that if we hadn't bought so much junk we'd be paying cash for the next house. It also amazes me that it was so easy to move when I was younger. Pack it up and go. No storage unit, no buy/sell closing-date tap dance. I could fit every important thing I owned into the truck and sleep down at the boat launch for a couple weeks if I had to. These days, I have roomfuls of homage to those days and all the days since. Things I collected at work. Books I read. Photos I took. Newspapers I edited. Tools I used exactly once. It's taking weeks to go through everything. Oh, how I long for those old days of barely having a pot to hoard stuff in. The only thing I remember from my first apartment -- a lovely flat that sat 0.00002 feet from a set of frequently traveled railroad tracks in Andalusia, Alabama -- was a stereo I'd had since I w...

'Jaws' has a birthday, and that shark is no spring chicken

"Jaws" hit theaters 47 years ago today -- on June 20, 1975. It's hard to imagine a pop culture before "Jaws" was in it. Particularly if you're a coastal sort, the iconic film has influenced more than a little of the imagery around you. (Go ahead and get you that shark-tooth shoelace necklace at Alvin's Island. People will know you're livin' the "Salt Life" if you wear it to work on Monday.) Supposedly "Jaws" is what gave humans the heebie-jeebies about sharks. I say that's self-important entertainment-industry hogwash. Admittedly, I'm too young to remember life before "Jaws," but I'm pretty sure sharks have always given people the heebie-jeebies. My most recent run-in with a shark on his turf happened a couple years ago. I was wading in murky water, waist-deep, with a cast net, looking for a mullet supper. He was swimming along the bottom looking for a sexy pair of ankles to chomp down on. He passed on mi...

A man's domain is his hassle

I once owned ikemorgan.com. And then, suddenly, I didn't. Probably because I stopped checking the email account that I opened in 1941 and did not see the "YOU MUST RENEW YOUR ACCOUNT YESTERDAY" notices. The domain seller I bought it from eventually gave up on hoping that I would buy it back at a higher rate (and it no longer needed my money to forward to Danica Patrick) so it let ikemorgan.com go. And now I've re-purchased it. Also, I've decided to use the URL to crank up this blog. My staff -- my agent, my executive producer, my crew chief and my wife's pool boy -- will have it cooking by Monday week. And then I'll have a URL and a blog. This first post is mostly so I can see what a post looks like on my URL and blog. Two goals here: (1) To stop myself from losing, deleting or discarding the more self-indulgent crap that I write; and (2) to make enough money -- a half penny at a time -- to buy a pool.